I've previously recorded stories about cats and other macabre tales, and perhaps they inspired me to write this poem. The tongue-in-cheek title came first, and everything else seemed to follow... For the full text of the poem, click here.

In the First World War little, if anything, was known about "shell shock" and a number of British and other soldiers were shot at dawn for desertion. Click here for the video version.

An epic poem and classic ghostly tale. My video of the poem includes the haunting illustrations by Gustave Doré, which can help to explain the story if you're not familiar with it - click here.

Angered by a web site telling Christian kids to run away from atheists, who might otherwise lash out at them, I wrote this. If you teach your kids such things, this is how it looks. Read this blog entry for more information.

For all the fundies who knock on your door or stop you in the street, I have a poetic message. The poem isn't in the original book, but is included here as an extra bonus. Read this blog entry for more information.