When I wrote my '
Too many clowns spoil the circus' article, I swear to you I was under the impression that this picture was a fake:

I only used it because it seemed to fit in with the story, and because there is at least one
church sign generator around I assumed that that was how it had been created.
Wrong. Or rather, 'the truth is out there'... and it's bizarre. Because if you click this link you'll find that there are real churches who have what is known as 'Clown Led Worship'.
Look at the page and you'll find information about a 'Clown Eucharist Discovery Class'. What the FUCK are these people smoking? But is it just a parody or is it for real? Oh it's real, alright. As real as this:
And that's WAY too real (shudder). The overall impression I got of the service was: it looks like a lunatic asylum. But with extra crazy. And a large dose of scary. You can watch the whole service using the web site link above, but proceed with caution if you want to stay sane. Christianity + clowns + mime = mind fuck. Don't go there.
I had wanted to make my original article into a video anyway, and seeing all that church clown garbage seemed to spur me on to do it, if only to erase the mad crazy Jesus clowns from my brain. So here it is...
Too many clowns spoil the circus