Don't Wanna Be Judged By You
I Wanna Be Loved By You (Some Like It Hot)

Don't wanna be judged by you, but you
Tell me what I must do
You're telling me worship God alone
Pray to him too
...
You call me a liar
Condemn me to fire
What you seem to admire's
Unseen and unknown
To some, it's dumb, what you can succumb to

Their Resistance
Half A Sixpence (Half A Sixpence)

But still they're so insistent
That God has made all around us
The problem that now rebounds is
Why stop at just one?

If they prove God's true
Couldn't there be two?
But they are so resistant their
Bible says there's just one

God's A Virgin Bride Explorer
How Are Things In Glocca Morra? (Finian's Rainbow)

God's a virgin bride explorer
Knocked up Mary when he'd stripped her bare
He's the Daddy of that Jesus guy
God's kinda fly
Although it's such a shame about the facial hair
And big underwear

Jesus Needs Shampoo
Any Dream Will Do (Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat)

The son of God
Has come to visit
That smell what is it?
Jesus is that you?
Hair like a tramp
And wait a minute
Something's living in it
Jesus needs shampoo

I'll Never Be A Muslim
I Don't Know How To Love Him (Jesus Christ Superstar)

I'll never be a Muslim
They have rules for some weird things
Islam's strange
And so deranged
What its laws deny
I can't justify
I won't fall in its spell
...
All that kneeling down
I can live without
Fasting dawn till dusk
I'm not that devout
For thinking genies do exist
You can count me out

Just about two-thirds done now, so it's definitely getting close to publishing time!