Your Faith Is My Hell
I Know Him So Well (Chess)

Hell is just a myth, no more than fantasy
Though you think it's where my soul belongs
You say its lake of flames will torture me
But you can't admit you may be wrong
...
Until you start to see
Religion is empty of truth and honesty
(Its lies you hide but still I see them)
Your faith is my Hell

Kosher Bacon Pies
Smoke Gets In Your Eyes (Roberta)

When Torah laws confine
These will blow your mind
Take them home and try
At a bargain price
Kosher Bacon Pies

In Heaven Life Is Lame
I'm Gonna File My Claim (River Of No Return)

The afterlife with Jesus is no fun at all
Each day up there is always the same
A billion years of boredom with no alcohol
In Heaven life is lame

The place is full of people who all kiss God's ass
They praise and sing and worship his name
Eternity with them I'd really rather pass
In Heaven life is lame

Those Old Fat Catholics
That Old Black Magic (The Nutty Professor)

Those old fat Catholics keep their secrets well
Those old fat Catholics warn kids not to tell
They let them sip on the communion wine
They love to touch them on their young behinds

Thorn Crown, Loin Cloth And Nails
Top Hat, White Tie And Tails (Top Hat)

What to wear for crucifixion in Israel?
The Romans
Suggested
For Jesus
The normal
Thorn crown, loin cloth and nails
...
So I'm pushing on the thorn crown
Tightening the loin cloth
Hammering the nails

I was particularly pleased to add Judaism to the list of religions I've blasphemed against. Yes, Jews have had a hard time in the past (in fact for most of recorded history really), but come on... you don't eat bacon? How could anyone believe that God doesn't want you to eat bacon?! If anything, he would probably make it mandatory! Yum!

So another landmark has been passed - 75 songs is three quarters of the way there. There are only 25 to go now, and after some editing the book will be available. Keep watching!