I had a seriously productive weekend of song writing/parodying so this update is coming to you a little quicker than expected. Here are five more songs from Blasphemy! The Musical, but more importantly there are only five more songs to go. Know what that means? Next time you hear from me the book will be done! Promise me you won't go away, okay?

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Mohammad's Old G-String
It Might As Well Be Spring (State Fair)

In the desert you can quickly get your skin warm
So Mohammad liked his private parts to swing
To hold in the prophet's penis
He would wear an old G-string

His posing pouch was delicately scented
Like the Chippendales he'd dance around and sing
But Mo had a tiny weiner
So he padded his G-string

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Rubber Crucifix
Summer Holiday (Summer Holiday)

They've nailed Jesus to a rubber crucifix
But disguised him as a kangaroo
Looks like Skippy on a rubber crucifix
New religions are always screwed
When the deity's booed

His fingers looked a bit unsightly
A manicure was overdue
His nails the Romans painted
A shade called 'Dead Jew Blue'

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Without Proof God Is A Joke
Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat (Guys and Dolls)

There is no God and of this we can be certain
Belief he's there is mistaken and it's wrong
If God exists and it's worship that will save me
Then the evidence and proof must be strong

So religion I'm calling you out
Without proof God is a joke
Leaving no room for doubt
Without proof God is a joke

It's incredible you don't wonder
'bout the lack of proof of what you promote
Without, without, without, without
Without proof God is a joke

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Menacing Goals
Anything Goes (Anything Goes)

Islamic verses line their pockets
But now they are making rockets
And bullet holes
Menacing goals

The Bible can be problematical
Some have become fanatical
Saving souls
Menacing goals

Abuse should all cease today
But some priests today
Will enjoy today
A young boy today
And those games they play
Bring only shame today
And it's innocence they stole

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Win A Sinner Dinner On Christian Quiz Night
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight) (Mamma Mia!)

You can win
All you need is a Bible
Plus a fork and a spoon
It's a show for you to praise God and consume

If plus-sized pants you wear
We've tons of food to spare

Win a sinner dinner on 'Christian Quiz Night'
Feeding fat believers is the name of the game
Win a sinner dinner, come join in the food fight
Feed-your-face revivals, you'll be glad that you came